Big Bird has a calm and heartfelt conversation with a 1944 German SS Officer. "But Franz, we really need to reach out and respect people for their differences, what is our R word?" "Reich."
Master of Theology gets accosted by a bank teller, asked to do something outrageous for an earnings statement, they send pictures to his family as blackmail, buys his first beer in thirty years, gets attacked in the street in full vestment and then the Voice of God says to his family "I never liked him."
Pee Wee Herman has to destroy an ICBM using a nuclear ballistic missile shield weapons program, all of the things used for his aid go nuts like on his show, with the intercom in the war room blaring "YOU SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY" during the start of nuclear apocalpyse but then Lawrence Fishburn comes by on his horse and sings a song about how the Old West was won only the people in their bomb shelters on the radio are wondering why a white sex pervert would be friends with a black cowboy anachronism, but then they realize that it is the perfect friendship for the two of them.
Mr. Rogers sings and lets the cameramen into his house to watch him change clothing (like always) only they find corpses behind his magical train set.
Middle aged man who is an electronics department supervisor at a one stop shop really enjoys his Enya until a television falls on his head. He ends up in a concussion and all the police officers at his bed are howling for a public execution. He finds out later at his hanging that they destroyed his favorite Enya album so he screams
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